What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 00:00
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Did you become a cuckold for your wife?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.